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17 March 2009

Email - Marriage Life Before and After

Today i bukak yahoomail, so i terbaca my friend punyer email... nk tergelak gak ler i baca so, i share kat korang gak...

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere, better u got lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you!

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la!

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or pontianak


*ok tak... memang kelakar giler... but in reality life betoi gak... it happen rite!.

2 comments:

  1. betol2.. aku setuju... hidup x selalunya indah... perkahwinan tu mcm perjudian jugak... kiter x tahu nasib kiter mcm mane

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  2. ha'a aku lg setuju dan keadaan nie memang terjadi kat real life kita kan.... hehehe... memang lawak..

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